Thursday, April 9, 2015

Awww Poor Bruce Jenner

I am disappointed in Bruce Jenner. Especially after all the shit he gave to Kris Jenner for not being good enough, for not allowing him to be in control... probably he blames her for his not coming out to, well, himself... After all, SHE was in control.

Right? Bullshit. HE was lying to SHIMSELF, therefore, their whole marriage was a lie or a s-ham, so Bruce, sorry but you don’t get the pity vote as far as I am concerned.

 
And BTW, this has nothing to do with LGBT (am I missing one.. if so, sorry to anyone who was left out of the rainbow!) issues, Hey, I am all about my peeps; but this man went on tv and persecuted her, for all his problems, to the point where he even had his sons feeling sorry for him. Wow, and just a few (single and ready to mingle) months later, Bruce is out and telling the world that HE is really SHE inside while he remains staunch in saying that Kris is such a blah-blah-blah... it was all HER, The Bitch! Well, that part might be true...

It was all about HER. But the way I see it is the Bitch is Bruce, not Kris. Now that Bruce is finally admitting to himself and the rest of the world who S-HE really is, He is ready to hang up his jock strap for a over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, which is probably stole from Kris, er, at least from her checkbook anyway.

So what are we calling HER these days? Is it Bertha or Berniece, trying to stay close to the root of what his mother gave s-him the day she popped him out with a pecker, as we get ready for the impending day where s-he goes in for the ol' wax n tug, and s-he emerges... a SHE once and for all...

Maybe we should keep it Hollywood style... call her Brenner… That's me Call'n em how I'm see'n it?