What's up with these Joined Names?

Ok I just don't get it when people use these joined (at the hip) names for celebrity relationships. I was just reading the 'buzz' online that my fav t.v. show, House, who is normally a grumpy, sarcastic, and downright asshole of a man but BRILLIANT doctor, who will now be happy on the show in coming episodes. See, Happy and House  normally dont fit in a sentence together. Hooked... I kept reading. I learned that Dr. House will be hooking up with his long-time love, Lisa Cuddy. House and Lisa... were affectionately referred to as 'HUDDY.'

HUDDY? What the hell is with all of these combined names? Don't people know how stupid these names actually sound? Does someone actually think that HUDDY sounds attractive as a word, or to either of them... especially not to Lisa Edelstein, the talented and gifted actress who has now been deduced to the linking of a super-couple that sounds more like a cow chewing hay...

I wonder if people do it in real life too...? Although I seriously don't think so... at least I hope not cause it's pretty pathetic.  Then I began to wonder ... who actually thinks up these LAMES? (That's Lame Ass Names for those of you who aren't paying attention!)

I decided to do some research to ease my idle curiousity during an evening while bored at the computer. It seems that this sort of name joining starded to became more infamous through daytime soap operas, like the Days of our Lives super couple, Bo and Hope, now affectionately known as BOPE.

And it seems like this epidemic has now spread as we see those more recognizable couples like Branjalina, and Bennifer, the ex Ben and JLo.

I just have to ask... What drugs was someone smoking when they were sittin back watching t.v thinking hmmmm, Sami and EJ should be EJAMI; or maybe it was those just as equally passionate fans that believe Sami's should be with Lucas... becoming LUMI. LUMI?  Well I guess it's ok since they have kids together, it should be LUMI. WAIT! Sami had a kid, no two kids with EJ AND, two of her kids are twins... and the father is.. no the father's of Sami's twins are... BOTH EJ and Lucas.  Maybe it's a little more menage a trois-ish like, LAMIEJ? I dont know... hurts to think that much.

Then again, I am not even sure which is worse, EJAMI or LAMI. hmmm.

Well... if you ask me, it's all fudiculous.