Welcome Folks, This is Earth School ~Part Two

This is going to be a really short post. Its just long enough to tell you all why there is a Part Two, to the original story. Well you see, I was minding my own business, and out of the blue, some chick emails me with a Cease and Desist notice saying, I used the post Welcome (omitting the Folks, and adding This is to avoid being sued because it certainly doesn't look like her book is selling much in 12 years) Earth School in a post, and my post has nothing to do with her book (this is probably a good thing seeing as she has like 27 likes (Yikes!))

Ok, I should be nice, I mean she is one of those hippie types, probably a tree hugger, you know, the kind who meditate seven times a day and don't eat Burger King... or maybe she does then she purges cuz it's more about appearances than reality... so I did as she asked, and changed the name to my post to Welcome Folks, This is Earth School, Part One.

Oops, I forgot the Part One. I have to go back and change it. *Note to self... go back and fix the post. Heck I don't want some lady coming after me with her nasty lawyers cuz apparently SHE coined the name.... well actually, I DOUBT that she coined the name but was the first person to get the name posted in the Library of Congress, paying her $20. So you wanna see the email she wrote? I know you are, so of course, I copied and pasted it here for you to oogle...

Morgana Reeves: Beautiful name you have their Ms. Reeves. I want you to know that I was meditating last night, and I saw in a vision that you had a blog, and I felt that I must read it.

My spirit animal, George, he is a Turtle, he came to me, slow and steady saying that you need to slow down, that I am moving too fast in life. (Wow, she MUST have known that I a going on vacation soon!)

Beautiful Soul, the angels are circling above your spirit, sprinkling you with golden flecks of soul. And in that, I saw the name of your post, Welcome to Earth School on your blog. I sent Archangel Michael to go retrieve the name but he said that you were a bitch and I had to do this myself. So then  cleared out my chakras 1 and 3, while cutting the cords in 2 and 4, making sure that I am perfectly safe to approach you with this problem. You see, I own the copyright "Welcome to Earth School". (psstt, um, the period goes inside of the quotation marks, damn, I mean you can give her copyrights and she doesn't even know proper English.)

I felt in my heart that I should send you a heartprint to your heart, so I could tell you that My (Yes, she did actually capitalize the M in My) book was published and listed with the Library of Congress(, again, missing a comma~) Sept 2011. The information you have listed above has nothing to do with me or my book. (Thank God cuz it be lookin' like a sleeper) Please cease and desist using "Welcome to Earth School" in any manner as it is protected. Thank you.
Catherine Adams, author, Welcome to Earth School"

Apparently, she thought that I missed the name of Her book. (notice how I capitalized the H in Her? See how nice I am?)

And she didnt even bother to send me some KY to go along with the letter. Oh yea, she sent the Archangel Michael. Never mind. Don't want to get in trouble from one of the big kahunas up there. So I, Morgana Reeves, wrapped myself in a bubble of pink light and pulled up my blogger account and changed the title of my May 2010 post to Welcome Folks, This is Earth School Part One.

Ta Daaaa!~