You know they say that television will warped the brain. But I have to tell you that after spending the past few weeks on hyper-drive trying to make deadlines, it was actually TV that gave me some reprieve. It was a joke that made me laugh hysterically.
What do you get when you mix Xanax with Viagra?
A bore that won’t go away.
Have you met any of those?
Copyright © Shelli Buhr 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
"Two Cars Per Green"
Ok people... I hate to be a bitch but when you are coming up the freeway onramp and you come across the traffic flow light that says Two Cars Per Green ... it means exactly that... TWO CARS PER GREEN. Just because a yellow light appears after the first car passes, trust me... they still mean what they said.. Two Cars Per Green can merge onto the freeway during this green light sequence.
It's hilarious to watch how spastic people are when they stop for the light... (although not for those behind them waiting) the light is green so they go, then the yellow appears ... and they stop.. then they start to go again, no wait, pause.. most people will wait for the next green in order to not get caught. Get caught? By whom? DUH. Read the sign.
Pull out your fingers... One, Two. Go.
GO!
GO ALREADY!
I swear they made that yellow light there just to dick with our heads. It's like watching a deer get caught in headlights...
Geez...
It's hilarious to watch how spastic people are when they stop for the light... (although not for those behind them waiting) the light is green so they go, then the yellow appears ... and they stop.. then they start to go again, no wait, pause.. most people will wait for the next green in order to not get caught. Get caught? By whom? DUH. Read the sign.
Pull out your fingers... One, Two. Go.
GO!
GO ALREADY!
I swear they made that yellow light there just to dick with our heads. It's like watching a deer get caught in headlights...
Geez...
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