Meg White-man for Governor

I came across a news headline today that I found too funny!

Meg Whitman Housekeeper Scandal: Blames Jerry Brown

Ha Ha Ha I find this hilarious. Especially on the heals of the debate where she said that we should close the borders against immigrants BUT give them a temporary pass to come pick our strawberries. (What a bitch.) Well bitch wasn't the word I was thinking but I will keep it clean...er.

Meg got busted. Ms. close the borders and keep out the immigrants turned around and had the audacity to blame Jerry Brown. No Gloria Allred. No, never mind... Jerry did it, he is trying to run a smear campaign. HA! (even funnier since her not-so-nice ads have inundated public radio and tv for months now!) The only problem is that he is smearing her with her own shit. LOL! I but that shit stanks! Although somehow, I have a feeling we have only begun to scratch the (a-hem) surface.  But Jerry you might want to thank the one in the All-red suit for an early Christmas gift.
This women is a hoot. She has absolutely no authenticity what-so-ever. It's bad enough that she is trying to buy her gubernatorial seat 'cuz I guess the seat she has doesn't quite fit.  I have one word for Meg Whitman. Corporate.

So people of California.. let me ask you a question. How do you like your job? Do you like your boss? How ethical is your boss? What about the company policies? Do you like the way business is done at work? Ok that's more than one question... but my point is this... If Meg gets elected, you will now have your boss running the state's affairs. Or your Governor running the state like a business? Since when did the private sector enter into public service? They don't even know what public means... it's the tin man running the State of California. That's just wrong.

We might as well let the Rizzo/City of Bell team off the hook now because it is the SAME difference. Corporate greed spilling into politics. I guess since they got caught with their pants down in Ponzi schemes and corporate fraud, that getting into politics is the only thing that makes sense. Now they can change the very law that will EXXONerate them.  Now that's just BP... er I meant... BS
Shame on you Meg Whitman. Your slip is showing.

We have already been Bush-whacked. *taken from Glossary terms (with permission from http://intherear-view-mirror.blogspot.com/)

Handicap or Handy Park?

It’s the middle of September and for Southern California, it can literally be some of the hottest weather… and yesterday was probably the hottest day we have had this year So I thought it would be nice to pack the chitlins* up and take ‘em for a picnic at the park. There were a lot of team sports out playing ball and soccer, and maybe people just like me wanting to get the kids out of the house and into some shade. So needless to say, it was also quite a busy afternoon for parking.

It took me circling the driveway for about close to fifteen minutes before I finally landed a spot. Hot damn, it was like the lottery, I got a spot right at the end and even got me a little bit of shade. So I pack up the kids and the picnic essentials and start walking. Right then as I walked up to the sidewalk,  a big Ford truck pulls into the handicapped stall on side of me… passing it, but then he stopped and started to back his truck into the space.

I have to admit that the blue lines were barely visible; even when I drove around the first time, I almost pulled into the space. So I thought maybe this guy didn’t know that it was Handicapped parking, so when he jumped out of the truck, I casually said to him, “that’s a handicapped spot,” actually thinking I was doing him a favor.

Well apparently I wasn’t because he remarked back… and not so nicely I might add… “YEA, I know.”

Hmmm. So this has me thinking about these handicapped placards. Is the point of having Disability plates just to give a bunch of normal people a great parking space? I mean, there is a point to handicapped stickers isn’t there?

And… if you take the space, doesn’t that mean that someone who actually needs it will NOT be able to park? To me, that is worse than someone just parking there. It’s like you are saying a few thing… a) you are pretending to have a limiting disability in order to get preferred parking and b) your ego is that big that you feel entitled to that space and c) you don’t care about anyone but yourself.  

Just because your wife takes grandma to dialysis twice a week, doesn’t mean… asshole… that you can simply park where-ever-the-fuck you want for the rest of the week Jerk-off.**

So if you are someone that is using… I mean abusing, a handicapped placard for your own use, get a clue. I certainly hope your children do not have a front-row seat to the example you are setting. But if you either disagree with me or you want to clarify some information I have written here or downright want prove me wrong, feel free to write me back at iamanassholeandhavesomethingtosay@yahoo.com then please, explain to me how I am wrong.

And in the mean time, get off your fat, lazy ass and WALK.

* kids

** Jerk-off – the asshole who has no regard for anyone but himself