Showing posts with label FaceBook: Tales of the Darkside. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FaceBook: Tales of the Darkside. Show all posts

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Bitch PULease BLOCK MY ASS...

Ok so check this out... I just got this post of some chick doing selfies of herself naked. So I posted like EWWWW have some class PULease block me cuz she called me a hater.

LOL then I went to my other page which wasnt blocked only to find these very disturbing things.

She is a license foster parent and has that on her facebook page.

The content of her is ALL is lingerie and other scantily dressed GARBAGE so she has a hot body but the face... RUFF...

She uses facebook and has to take selfies cuz aint no one else steppin up to do anything but look at her naked ass (and probably think wow as they look her all up her vagina and then Wow again as they see her dog-like features)

She must think she is all that and a dried up bags o chips

and aint NO ONE looking over the bra so you hafta make that shit Naykee

God dont let my maturing son sees this cuz he may be scarred for life...
 
Bitch PULease BLOCK MY ASS...

But let me show all of my fans what she said I was a hater of and (since I was a so called actor (did I like EVER say that to ANY OF YOU???)) which I am not sure where she got that from cuz I do not proclaim to or need to say I am anything to be BUT) the lovely soul I am... lol

ok... I am digressing... what do YOU all think of this woman... 

Scary shit people and... and think I have my next post on the Opinion8d1.com page

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Announcement: To All OPINION8D1 Stalkers and Especially My POKEers!

THIS is an ANNOUNCEMENT: To All OPINION8D1 Stalkers, and especially my POKERS !!
Hi ya’ll, Morgana here, to hook you up with a major announcement!
Every day, I POKE… A lot. It all begins with one little POKE, the POKE that begins my journey every day! Moving up through the numbers, one-by-one, moving all the way through 66, 67, 68  POKES … and finally…  the VERY last POKE becomes, ‘POKEer …of the Day.’
My numbers are growing every day!  In fact, the morning starts out with POKE numbers close to 200 BUT add in the slackers and the repeat offenders, and we easily see numbers over 300 + POKES a Day! Isn’t that Amazing!
I have SO MANY fantastic POKERS! I think by now that you know how I feel about you. I want to create that opportunity to become the POKEer of the day…but sometimes, lady luck just isn’t shining down on you... So I decided to do something about it.  You know… to Praise those who deserve to be praised!  
Here’s how!
First off, I am not changing anything on the POKEer of the Day.  Why touch it if it ain’t broke?
What I WILL be doing is creating a new category… ‘LIKEer of the Week!’

LIKEer of the Week...?  
What the hell is that, you ask? Let me try to describe it by saying… these are the people who go over and beyond in brown-nosing.  They pick songs for me, post hello-funny pics and tell me AWESOME JOKES, and they blow me kisses and send me nice email and posts on my wall! The best thing is that they read every single word I write- altho it is ok you can just LIKE me!...  It’s NOT necessary to add your comments to each and every post!  L
THESE are my die-hard TRUE FANS of Opinion8d1 and they should be acknowledged.  In fact, the NEED to be acknowledged!  So I am righting my wrong. It’s THAT time… time for YOU to get acknowledged because YOU matter.
And I DON’T ever stop the brown-nosing to ever stop!!
I knew that I had to do something to encourage people to continue their brown-nosing and gift giving. I mean, anything free, for me anyway is allowed … and very much appreciated! If you WANT to give me free things for me to endorse, I will gladly endorse your product. Provided the PRODUCT MUST BE GOOD!  Sorry but I don’t put my name on CRAP.
Ok, there it is peeps, our newest addition … LIKEer of the Week. Now the only question you have left is ‘Whose it gonna be…?’ The Real Estate Salesman or the lonely housewife with nothing better to do…  No luck necessary!
I will announce this week’s winner, Saturday, at high Noon, Pacific Standard Time.  www.Blog Talk Radio dot. com/Morgana-Reeves.. or find me on facebook at O P I N I O N 8 D 1 or under me, Morgana Reeves.
Bloody Hell, just Google me already!!  POKE Whore … I am on Linked in, Google, Twitter …
And of course, you can find me under the listing, PHore – because I am Facebook’s first official POKE wHore…as listed in the Urban Dictionary.
Remember …  ‘Be There …or Be Square!‘ TTfN… (just in case,  it means TaTa for Now.)
xoxo Morgana

Monday, March 12, 2012

We’re Here… So Be There, or Be Square! On Blog Talk Radio


Well folks, I decided to finally make the commitment to the madness and host a 1/2 hour show, starting at 4pm PST, beginning Friday, March 23rd, 2012.

www.blogtalkradio.com/morgana-reeves

So for the first show, we will be going to go over the rules. What are the rules you ask? Well, there aren’t any!

Moving on to the next order of business… What do I hope to achieve with this show? I want this show to be an extension of craziness and fun that we have on facebook.

The Opinion8d1 crew of zany people certainly know how to throw a party… Now, girls and boys, we get to throw a party once a week, only this time, we get to talk about interesting and life changing topics, such as, what are your Deal Breakers? Would Speedos be a Deal Breaker? Or would you leave a relationship if he/she was a terrible kisser? You would be surprised how many people every day come to me with these sorts of problems, asking for my opinion. And hey, like I say on the blog… it’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it!

But the best part of taking facebook to Blog Talk Radio is that we have done lots of crazy things on facebook, like we’ve had parties for holidays were we judged Halloween costumes or we’ve done a couple of Truth or Dare games, and on Valentine’s Day, we did some of our own matchmaking, Morgana Style! which would be GREAT to do on the show since five (5) people can call in!!

Blog Talk Radio is the perfect opportunity for us to take facebook, where no man has ever gone before… 3D!

So give us a call at (914) 338-1732 but only during show times or else you will ‘be square’ cuz we won’t be there. Get it? Be There or Be Square!! 

Come join us on facebook at www.facebook.com/opinion8d1  and www.facebook.com/phore4u and even better, you can LIKE us on facebook at  www.facebook.com/morganareeves 

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Morgana Reeves - The Official facebook PHore


Word of our Poke Campaigns has spread to the Urban Dictionary! 

Urban Dictionary PHore
Definition: Poke wHore on facebook

I get over 100 pokes a day; I am a PHore. When a group of us are 
present, we have wild Porgy's with plenty of Porgasm's flying. 
Congratulations to Morgana Reeves, the first Official PHore of 
facebook. See her full profile at www.facebook.com/PHore4U

Friday, July 8, 2011

Dress to Impress? Be Careful What You Wish For...

Dress to Impress? Be Careful What You Wish For...  OK I just befriended someone in facebook. The woman is a beautiful woman, leaning back onto a chair, dressed in a black bra and underwear. Sexy, right?

NOT!

What the hell? Do you like walk around in the grocery store in that getup? Or is that Beach attire? Although I have asked this question before, I don't seem to find myself any closer to the truth. Social networking is like a permanent marker (l)inking your past, present, and future. It connects you to employers, actual friends, many, many acquaintances, and pervs everywhere. Consider it the equivalent of a tattoo. and herpes.

But here is my question... Why would someone possibly want to go onto a social networking site in their undergarments? Is that sexy? I guess it is to her; and I supposed it is to a lot of men who may look at her with burning desire. In fact, they are lunging at their monitors saying, please take it off, just give me a little more as they... I shudder to think at him shuddering, ewww.

This may even be giving men a chance to be connected (outside of rag mags) to a woman in all of her beauty… for free. So is it? Giving someone the opportunity to see women as beautiful?

Cuz I have to say, I get people ALL THE TIME tell me they want more from me and they cant see anything from my pic. You get a hand covering a smirk. So with my picture, it's NOT what you SEE that attracts people, but what THEY see and feel that connects them to me on a more subconscious level. It's the INNOCENCE in my picture that attracts the beauty in others... not letting it all hang out on facebook. And it's that beauty we want for ourselves.

Universal law states that your intent is the energy that fuels your manifestation; it's the gas you put into your car to make it go, GO. So, in the long run, we will attract people if we are putting that energy out there. But... this is a big BUT (not big butt as in booty butt) but be careful (care-full or full of care) about what you wish for... because you may get it! Because when you are Full of Care, you are putting a lot of energy into making that reality, happen.

Even though some of those thoughts are unconscious, they are powerful in controlling what we attract. We may end up having two agendas happening both at once. Kinda like smoking.

       Agenda 1) On one hand, we desire to smoke, whether it makes us look cool or we take pleasure in    having a brief moment during our very hectic days, either way, we are getting something out of smoking.

       Agenda 2) There is a very NASTY warning label that says 'assbite, you smoke, you die!' We look at the warning labels and see the apparent danger and yet, there we go, lighting up! It's because of those two agendas. Only now, they are at war with each other.

Now you have one agenda saying, hey look ... smoke and cool, and the other agenda saying, but you really should quit because smoking is not good for you. And after a while, the agenda with the stronger emotional and mental hold, will win... much like in the saying of the one with the most toys... wins. Only substitute toys for tokes!

Wow, how did I get from start... to finish? And better yet, how do I get back?

It's a slippery slope down here in the deep recesses of my mind. And I at least took the forethought to send down a rope first. Why do we put ourselves out on facebook the way that we do? I have asked this question before and still I see scantily-clad dressed women holding the sexiest of sexy poses, blowing kisses to God only knows who. And for what? Marriage? The Ultimate Hook Up? Perhaps a little moral support, a new friendship, or maybe the agenda of the day is that we just don't feel good about ourselves and need to have 6 Billion people tell us that we are beautiful.

So let me stop you there are say, you ARE beautiful. From the day you were born, God smiled and danced at your beauty. Now don't YOU forget it!

xoxo Morgana

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Welcome to the April 15th, God-I-have-to-pay-taxes-again-and-I-am-fed-up POKE ME day!

This is the First Annual God-I-have-to-pay-taxes-again-and-I-am-fed-up POKE ME day!

You know, in just a couple of days, everyone basically in the US will be done, or hopefully filing extensions for Tax Day 2011 on April 15th. So I say lets revolt and give them the POKE. Are you with me?

If so... Stick it to them... HIT DA BUTTON!

Instead of getting screwed by the IRS, AGAIN... POKE ME!

Join me on FaceBook at Opinion8d1 (Morgana Reeves) and give me the POKE to symbolize your opinion on paying taxes. Check out our  "God-I-have-to-pay-taxes-again-and-I-am-fed-up POKE ME day!" FaceBook page and show your support!

Show your support to say, "We are tired of government and gridlock, taxes, PAC's, lies and cover-ups, corporations getting rich with the loss of the middle class!"

I promise to answer every single one in return!
POKE ME! facebook.com/POKE.ME.Day


http://www.opinion8d1.com/
Twitter: MorganaReeves
Linked In: Morgana Reeves
Email: Morgana Reeves@yahoo.om and opinion8d1@yahoo.com.

You 2 can get 2B an Opinion8d1

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Evite Etiquette: FaceBook Style

On FaceBook... why do people who get an invitation feel the necessity to reply? Is it perhaps because we have been trained to RSVP or it's considered rude? Or perhaps it is because we have agreed to the notion that we are all friends; therefore, we must reply.

Oddly, it doesn't work the same in real life. I recently sent out invitations for a small party and only received one RSVP, and twenty people showed. YIKES. I have also seen it the opposite way where people RSVP, and you.. thinking that these people will actually show up ... buy a buttload a food to feed a small army ... and no one shows.

In real life (or via Evite for a real event) an RSVP would be great. But in the world of FaceBook, we send out invitations for just about anything... you know, to announce to the world that we are... getting a boob job, got a new job, leaving a fucked up job, and yea even getting a blow job... (You fill in blanks here)

We may be one of hundreds that were sent an invite and yet, knowing we will not really be attending, we respond and take it even a step further... we feel we must say something. after all, these are our FB friends. Sorry I am in New York or Timbuktu, or will be recognizing the 9 hour time difference and hopefully 'shagging' my wife.

So what is Evite Etiquette... FaceBook style?

Well let's start here. I suppose it matters most if you actually KNOW the person.

But do you know them? I mean the with some of the intimate details that we would have when we say we know our neighbor, the dentist, who actually DOES need a Tic Tac or the Coach at the Local High School that we saw at White Castle with a girl who looks a lot like the cheerleader who graduated just last June.

Either way... cyber evites seem to bring out the best in all of us, like we feel a desire, even a need... to respond. Which is odd because people on the internet seems to act completey different online, then they do off.

I think that it is just because we were asked by one of our 142 friends that we have on FB ... when in reality it is really 3, maybe 4 tops. FB sure makes us hob nob with the best of the best stars, fashionistas, the elite, and reclusive celebrities! (oddly here is where I have 3, or 4 friends named Angie, Gia, Angelina Pitt, Angelina Jolie-Pitt, and even a few others names Sarah Jolie-Pitt, etc. 

Don't you think it's assumed that if we (the sender) is holding a play in New York and the FB Friend is in Brazil, or Idaho... we kinda figured that you were not coming. To say 'no' won't hurt our feelings. Well not too much.

You... Sven... in Frankfurt, Germany, I am sorry that you cant make it to my boat christening. or Pita in Texas... (pronounced TEY-HAS) who missed out on the big day I finally get my braces off. Ouch.

Maybe I would feel a little rejected as I received message after message saying all of the obvious... and not-so-obvious reasons that you will not be here. In attendance... With me. Sigh.

Now I have to suffer through more moments of angst dealing with some rejection issues. There goes another six months of my life... and and a few grand... in therapy.

So people... please. Don't feel the need (yes, I am saying to push through the years of mother's training) to reply if you are not coming. It's ok... really. We understand, really. It's the internet.

It's not real... right?

Sunday, August 22, 2010

FB- Tales of the Darkside Vol: One

Ok so check this out... I am surfing through FaceBook, checking out all of my new friends... and of course, dropping the 'Thanks for the connection' blog bombs on them, and I came across this post ...

"We lost another Brother today, he would not see our Way of Life. God Speed Allen S, may you finally be at peace.

WOW

Did they just publicly admit to bumping this guy off... for religious purposes?

Isn't this how wars are started? Damn, and I thought I was risqué?

Ok, I just added him so I now I have to think about an exit strategy.

Maybe I should first, befriend him, you know, get to know him and find out exactly where this church is.

And then RUN in the other direction!

Friday, August 6, 2010

UNLike UNLike UNLike- Damn it...

You know how on Facebook we are constantly inundated by ads asking if we Like something, having the option to choose to click on the button.

But what happens if we don’t Like something? I came across an ad for Sarah Palin for President in 2012. UGH! The thought of this maniacal woman running the United States even for a minute horrifies me.

I kept looking for the UNLike button... Damn it... couldn’t find one.

If FaceBook really wants to know what I Like, and what I UNLike … what they really need to do is to add an UNLike button. Then they'll know. Trust me, on those things that I truly detest... I will push it a few hundred times... even if that becomes a means to take out all of my aggression.

Or just to get my point across. UNLike ... Damn it!

So what do you think? Shouldn't FaceBook create the UnLike button? Click on the Like button if this is workin’ for ya!

Friday, July 30, 2010

Too Sexy for my Face...Book?

So what is the deal with all of these FaceBook profile poses? I mean, is that how you really want the world to see you? Hips contorted, hands on hips, breasts sticking out, lips all pursed, looking all (perception is subjective) hot. Yea, I kinda don't get it.

I want people see see me for who I am... not who I am projecting myself to be.

ok, ok I know that must sound kind of strange coming from someone who doesn't even have a profile photo. I am a very private person with a very public job, and it's hard sometimes to separate the two but it keeps my home life very separate from my work life. But this profile thing is something different.

If we pose a 'real' photo, then others look at us and think, well that person is plain 'ol ... and if we pose all sexy and hot, then we are better than our regular selves?

I dont think so.

My picture is no where near a projection of who I am. For me, it's a mask. But are all those profile pictures out there masks? If so, why? What are you afraid of? Someone might actually get to know the real you?

So sexier? No. More insecure? Maybe. Conceited? lol - depends. Do you actually think that you look good like that? Or were you trying to look better?

Monday, June 7, 2010

FaceBook: Tales of the Darkside

Do you know how many wacky people roam the halls of FaceBook? I do. Some are friends. (Just ask if you need me to get you the hook up)

I get the strangest emails from people who decide... hey, I want to send you to send me an email. I guess that is one of the pitfalls of being an unheard of celebrity. Just famous enough to have to beg, plead, and borrow for this kind of sordid attention.

Kidding. PU-lease do not send me email. I will block, report, and send Bruno over.

I decided to create my own FaceBook: Tales of the Darkside label and start posting stories of some of my adventures on FB. Feel free to email some of your fav's too!

Life's too short. Let's get a good laugh out of it!


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