Operation: Black Hole

I read in a news story online that moms didn’t like the idea of children getting all that candy for Halloween.

Someone got the idea to ship it overseas to the guys in Iraq. What a great idea and apparently so because now it’s the thing to do. Candy donations are up in the tens of thousands and growing.

Say it with me…Awwwww wasn’t that nice?

So I have a question.

If it’s not ok for the kids to get the candy, then why are we shipping it to the servicemen? I mean if it’s bad for teeth, it’s bad for teeth, right? And I don’t think these guys exactly have Dr. Warner, DDS handy, now do they?

Well reading on, I guess someone else asked that same question too because the answer was right in the article. Someone asked, “hey, if it’s bad for the kids, isn’t it bad for the servicemen, too?”

Seriously, like you had to ask? And yet, right there in the article… was the answer …

Oh yea, we give it to the Iraqi children.

DUH?!
Is this a new form of weapons of mass destruction??...    on teeth?

Long Hair for Bust

I have been stuck thinking about this article I read the other day; the article was talking about how women who are middle aged, that they can no longer pull off the long-flowing hair. WHAT!?!

That's just WRONG! I know it’s not really wrong because the more that I think about it, it isn’t wrong, it's sad. I am one of those woman who desires those long, flowing flocks underneath whatever-the-color-of-the-month was... like during the summer, I am golden blond; and during the winter, I like to darken it up with some reddish tints. My favorite is auburn hair. To me, I love the feeling of my long auburn hair… it goes great with my green eyes and pale complexion. It makes me feel very feminine, soft and very sexy… I love it when my hair is long... it reminds me of how it flows beyond my breasts, hiding them, as I am straddled on top of...

oh wow.. not sure where I was there.

delete... delete... delete....

I know that the men in my life have preferred me to have long hair, regardless of what color it was. I remember one (idiot) guy who told me that he really didn’t want to date me unless I had long hair. Yes ladies... let's repeat... No He Di’nT....

A woman's hair is her status symbol. If styled wrong, it can completely throw off her day, but if cut wrong, ‘them is fighting words! But I am getting a little more ‘aged’ you know, in a ‘fine wine and gouda’ way of thinking.

I started to think about this shorter hair with age theory and maybe there is something to it. I mean, who wants to see grandma on top? That hair would have to be real long... if you know what I am saying?

So what age is the right age to start cutting it a little closer to the face? I am still in my prime but am inching towards that hill and maybe I should start thinking about cutting it a little more "bob-ish" The day that I’ll actually have to cut off the flocks, it’ll be a sad, sad day that needs to be revered. Maybe we can even make it a holiday. We can call it, “Bob Day.” Lord knows woman don’t get enough recognition for all that we do.

So on that fateful day when we cross over that edge of being a woman with long, sexy hair, do something nice for your woman. Take her out to dinner and get her bath ready. Most importantly, let her know how sexy you think she is. In fact, gentlemen, the next time you see a women in her prime with her freshly cut Bob, be sure to stop her to tell her just how sexy she is. Because just like it is for me, it is likely to be the same for most women… it’s long hair for bust!

Meg White-man for Governor

I came across a news headline today that I found too funny!

Meg Whitman Housekeeper Scandal: Blames Jerry Brown

Ha Ha Ha I find this hilarious. Especially on the heals of the debate where she said that we should close the borders against immigrants BUT give them a temporary pass to come pick our strawberries. (What a bitch.) Well bitch wasn't the word I was thinking but I will keep it clean...er.

Meg got busted. Ms. close the borders and keep out the immigrants turned around and had the audacity to blame Jerry Brown. No Gloria Allred. No, never mind... Jerry did it, he is trying to run a smear campaign. HA! (even funnier since her not-so-nice ads have inundated public radio and tv for months now!) The only problem is that he is smearing her with her own shit. LOL! I but that shit stanks! Although somehow, I have a feeling we have only begun to scratch the (a-hem) surface.  But Jerry you might want to thank the one in the All-red suit for an early Christmas gift.
This women is a hoot. She has absolutely no authenticity what-so-ever. It's bad enough that she is trying to buy her gubernatorial seat 'cuz I guess the seat she has doesn't quite fit.  I have one word for Meg Whitman. Corporate.

So people of California.. let me ask you a question. How do you like your job? Do you like your boss? How ethical is your boss? What about the company policies? Do you like the way business is done at work? Ok that's more than one question... but my point is this... If Meg gets elected, you will now have your boss running the state's affairs. Or your Governor running the state like a business? Since when did the private sector enter into public service? They don't even know what public means... it's the tin man running the State of California. That's just wrong.

We might as well let the Rizzo/City of Bell team off the hook now because it is the SAME difference. Corporate greed spilling into politics. I guess since they got caught with their pants down in Ponzi schemes and corporate fraud, that getting into politics is the only thing that makes sense. Now they can change the very law that will EXXONerate them.  Now that's just BP... er I meant... BS
Shame on you Meg Whitman. Your slip is showing.

We have already been Bush-whacked. *taken from Glossary terms (with permission from http://intherear-view-mirror.blogspot.com/)