I was asked... Would you Rather Eat a Cockroach or...

Today I was asked a very important question. Maybe one of the best ones I have received all week from my fan mail. (yes, I have fan mail… :D and thank you!!)

Anyhoo, here is the million dollar question.

Would you rather eat a cockroach or kiss Kourtney Kardashian on the lips?

Then someone else responded…

Well that’s kinda hard cause I'd never eat a cockroach yet I’m no a lesbian LOL

So I am sitting here reading this thinking… DUH … and right then I decided that I have to answer this.

Lesbian or not, she is hot. AND ain't NO way I am eatin' a roach... cept one that is green and leafy. So hands down, I would kiss the girl. It's not even a fair question.

Besides, Kourtney doesn't mind some girl smooches. And it makes Scott jealous. LOL. So for me, this was two-for-two.

I don’t have to be a lesbian to desire to kiss a hot girl; any more than kissing one will magically turn me against the tube steak. We are human and do things, good, bad, or indifferent; the things that we do, do not define who we are. And that includes sex.  Sometimes I think people need to get over it. Or get a little.

And of course, we have now come to the end of the ride where we have now reached the usual LIKE( sighhhh… UNLIKE) button. Feel free to press!

FB- Tales of the Darkside Vol: One

Ok so check this out... I am surfing through FaceBook, checking out all of my new friends... and of course, dropping the 'Thanks for the connection' blog bombs on them, and I came across this post ...

"We lost another Brother today, he would not see our Way of Life. God Speed Allen S, may you finally be at peace.

WOW

Did they just publicly admit to bumping this guy off... for religious purposes?

Isn't this how wars are started? Damn, and I thought I was risqué?

Ok, I just added him so I now I have to think about an exit strategy.

Maybe I should first, befriend him, you know, get to know him and find out exactly where this church is.

And then RUN in the other direction!

Never Apologize for...

I see a lot of people everyday. Some people just don’t get it; others do... but often choose not to. What I am talking about? Being yourself.

I was having a conversation with a guy who was trying to make me laugh... or he was just be silly. And then he straightened himself up and apologized. For a minute, he just let go of himself go and was fun. And then the inner adult came in and corrected him on how to speak and act 'appropriately.'

ok, first of all... I hate that word. Yes I do believe that there is a time and a place for everyone to behave and where we have to keep up appearances; but the place that you shouldn’t do it is at home... or with the people that you are about.

You should never have to apologize for being yourself. In fact, I think MORE people have to learn how to truly connect, communicate, and emanate from deep within our inner self... or better said, the Inner Child.

Why do you think our children are so happy? They just love. They certainly don’t hold onto things, like grudges and pettiness; as something happens, they release the emotions and just a few minutes later - everything is done and over with and all is well. It’s called loving unconditionally.  After all, they make music from pots and toys from the caps of a soda pop bottle.

Why would a person WANT to hold onto such negative space anyway?

Well, back to my topic...

That person who is creative and fun, silly, always making people laugh, sharing their sandwiches, holding hands, go swimming, playing jacks, and simply... people who find the meaning of ... well, just about anything. These are the ones connected to their inner child. Oddly, it's the hardest character sometimes to play. The most vulnerable. And in the same token, the most meaningful once you work out some of the speed bumps.

Bravo. It takes a brave person to be them self.

For those who aren't... doesn't life that is controlled, stiff, laughter-less, all business, maybe even lonely... suck?

Gosh if you ask me, you should never apologize ... for being yourself.

The Lure of Matt Cedeno...

Every day I logged into my FaceBook account to check all of the mail from my stalkers...   every day, I see the handsome and seductive face of

Matt Cedeno.

And every day, it draws me in, makes me... drool... and I want... chicken.

UNLike UNLike UNLike- Damn it...

You know how on Facebook we are constantly inundated by ads asking if we Like something, having the option to choose to click on the button.

But what happens if we don’t Like something? I came across an ad for Sarah Palin for President in 2012. UGH! The thought of this maniacal woman running the United States even for a minute horrifies me.

I kept looking for the UNLike button... Damn it... couldn’t find one.

If FaceBook really wants to know what I Like, and what I UNLike … what they really need to do is to add an UNLike button. Then they'll know. Trust me, on those things that I truly detest... I will push it a few hundred times... even if that becomes a means to take out all of my aggression.

Or just to get my point across. UNLike ... Damn it!

So what do you think? Shouldn't FaceBook create the UnLike button? Click on the Like button if this is workin’ for ya!